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Cats invented self-esteem.
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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the young, and runs out for the aged.
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.
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He who laughs.....lasts.
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It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
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Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.
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When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
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Hoes want attention, women want respect.
Always keep looking forward, and never look back.
I try to stay pretty level-headed and just do what I have to do.
They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.
Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your children.