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Erma Bombeck Thoughts

Cats invented self-esteem.

Author: Erma Bombeck

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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

Author: Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck Messages

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

Author: Erma Bombeck

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Short Erma Bombeck Quotes

Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the young, and runs out for the aged.

Author: Erma Bombeck

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Simple Erma Bombeck Messages

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Author: Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck Thoughts

He who laughs.....lasts.

Author: Erma Bombeck

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It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.

Author: Erma Bombeck

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Short Erma Bombeck Messages

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

Author: Erma Bombeck

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Unique Erma Bombeck Thoughts

Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.

Author: Erma Bombeck

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Simple Erma Bombeck Quotes

When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.

Author: Erma Bombeck

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