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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
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Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
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Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
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God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.
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If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi
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There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
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If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.
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I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.
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There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
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Ah, I don't do interviews, really.
The Bible is like a bull fiddle, you can play almost any tune you want on it.
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.