If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Author: Steven Wright
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
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We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run down.
Author: Aneurin Bevan
The value of life can be measured by how many times your soul has been deeply stirred.
Author: Soichiro Honda
What's often in your heart is the hardest to reach.
Author: George Harrison
I'm slower and some days are better than others, but I'm a fighter.
Author: Richard Pryor
If you're trying to find out what's coming next, turn off everything you own that has an OFF switch and listen.
Author: Ann Patchett
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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