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Steven Wright Thoughts

Steven Wright Thoughts

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Author: Steven Wright

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Steven Wright Quotes Images

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Messages

Steven Wright Messages

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Author: Steven Wright

Short Steven Wright Quotes

Short Steven Wright Quotes

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Author: Steven Wright

Simple Steven Wright Messages

Simple Steven Wright Messages

I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Thoughts

Steven Wright Thoughts

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.

Author: Steven Wright

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The value of life can be measured by how many times your soul has been deeply stirred.

The value of life can be measured by how many times your soul has been deeply stirred.

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What's often in your heart is the hardest to reach.

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I'm slower and some days are better than others, but I'm a fighter.

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If you're trying to find out what's coming next, turn off everything you own that has an OFF switch and listen.

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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

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