Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband

I didn’t put the candles on the cake intentionally otherwise everyone would get to know your real age. Just joking! Happy birthday, dad!

Now is the time to let you, my husband, know how I really feel about you! You are okay! Happy Birthday!

Dear husband, today is a day you should sit down and have merry. It’s your day so celebrate it to the fullest. Happy birthday!

My love, getting older should not be a big deal… for me! You are another story! Happy Birthday, husband!

Happy birthday to a husband who simply has it all! Well, you have me after all! Enjoy your special day, my love!

Happy birthday, dad! Enjoy your life full of smiles when you have teeth. LOL! Have a great day with unforgettable memories!

People often say that man has pondered his existence, since the beginning of time. I am curious, Husband. Is that what you did? Happy Birthday!

With all the silly fights and hue, I am loving growing old with you.

Sending my very busy husband a Happy Birthday! That TV is not going to watch itself!

Happy birthday, peanut butter. I am nuts about you.

Humor is an element that makes difficult times easy and fun. Give your birthday wishes a tinge of humor this time.

Thanks God for giving me the most handsome, loving and smart husband in this world. I love you too. Happy birthday.

Husband, I love you like I love my wine. Sweet smelling, older…and aged in oak barrels. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday! I love you more than as much as I love chocolate and wine!

The struggle to put up with each other is a little less on a day like this! Happy Birthday, Husband!

A yearly reminder, dear Husband, to be careful about laughing about my choices. After all, you’re one of them. Happy Birthday!

This is the day to accept things…like that I married a very, old man! Happy Birthday, Husband!

This is the day to accept things… like that, I married a very, old man! Happy Birthday, Husband!

Happy birthday to the love of my life and the biggest pain in my ass! I love you.

Most of the year you spoil me. Today, it’s payback time! Happy Birthday, Hon.

Today, my dear husband, you are older and wiser. SO MUCH OLDER and, yeah, kind of wiser… Happy Birthday!

Today, I would like to wish the man of my dreams a Happy Birthday but I will settle for you! Happy Birthday, my dear husband!

From our first drink together to our last, I’ll never regret sharing a table with you. Happy Birthday, Husband!

When people tell you that you’re growing older, just shut it down and tell them you’re increasing in value. Happy birthday, my handsome husband.

I’m so glad that we’ll grow old together. Especially since you’ll always have a head start. Happy Birthday, Love!

You are by far my favorite husband, no one else comes close. Happy birthday husband.

Wishing someone ancient a very Happy Birthday! Enjoy it, husband!

You are such a handsome, loyal and annoying husband. I put that last one in there so you’d know I was telling the truth.

You should be glad that you have got the most awesome wife in the whole world. I should be your best gift. Happy Birthday Husband.

Your birthday is important to me, Husband! It means that you are off of the couch, for one day out of the year!

Youth and vitality are words that I think of, when it comes to someone else. Not you, Husband! Happy Birthday!