Funny Birthday Wishes
Short and Sweet Funny Birthday Wishes, Quotes, Status, Messages for friends and family.
May this day bring a lot of smiles and happiness to you, my dear friend. Wishing you a great and grand birthday!
The world is a little bit brighter because of you. Happy Birthday, buddy!
Never have I had such a close friend. Happy birthday to you and best wishes always!
Having you as my friend is a privilege to me. Happy birthday. You are precious.
Every day you sparkle but today you rule! Happy Birthday!
I am looking forward to many more years of friendship and birthdays with you. Have a fantastic birthday!
Never think you are alone, I am always there for all your fixes. Happy birthday.
I promise that the more birthday candles you blow, the more I will be here for you to celebrate every special event in your life. Happy birthday!
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Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.
Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!…
I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to! Happy Birthday!
Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!
I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Happy Birthday!
To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!
Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy Birthday!
It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!
Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message. Happy Birthday!
We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!
Adding yet another year to your age is probably the worst thing that has happened in your life so far. And guess what, it will keep happening again and again, and again. Good luck, happy birthday.
On your birthday today let’s pray together and hope that a genius scientist invents a machine that reverses ageing. Happy birthday.
If you were a cell phone, I think it would have been time to give you an upgrade. Happy birthday.
It is believed that as people turn older, they tend to get choosier and pickier. That is why I played it safe and got you an Amazon gift card so you can satiate your idiosyncrasies and buy something that you really want. Happy birthday.
The only cool thing about turning older is that you can claim to be mature, even though you are not. Happy birthday.
Don’t be too happy about the many candles on your cake. They just signify that you’re getting older. Happy birthday.
A lot of people will come and go in your life, but good friends like me will stay forever. On that note, you must also know that birthdays come go, but your age will keep increasing forever. Happy birthday.
We look forward to celebrating your birthday by going out and having a lot of fun. Do you know why? Because you’re paying. Happy birthday.
Most people say that age and maturity are directly proportional. You must be an exception. Happy birthday.
If you get old so fast, no one will believe that we are friends, so slow down. Happy birthday.
Best friends never lie to each other and I must be honest with you. Damn, you’re getting old. Happy birthday.
I hate most social norms so I did not get you a birthday gift. But the only social norm that I don’t mind is attending birthday parties. Happy birthday.
All your birthday parties will also be meaningless if you don’t have friends like me to enjoy them. Happy birthday and thanks for the invite.
The only reason I tolerate you all year round, is because you throw awesome birthday parties. Happy birthday.
As your best friend, I’ll save you from all the problems that life throws at you except one – getting old. Don’t believe me? Take a look in the mirror. Happy birthday.
Birthdays will come and go, but your youth is lost forever. Happy birthday.
The ability to take better decisions and showing a heightened sense of responsibility are some of the typical traits of maturity – except in cases like yours. Happy birthday.
I got you the most expensive and luxurious anti-aging beauty gift hamper. Use it well, you will need it. Happy birthday.
I would give you a trip to the moon and a holiday to an exotic island as your birthday gift. I only wish you returned the money you owe me first. Happy birthday.
Did you just turn a year older? I feel your pain, I really do. But don’t worry because we are all in this boat called Life together. Happy birthday.
The wrinkles on your face say that you are old, your maturity levels say that you are a teenager while your birth certificate says something completely different. What should I trust? Happy birthday.
The true meaning of our friendship is that we can celebrate your birthday even if you are broke and you can be happy even if friends don’t have enough money to buy you a gift. Happy birthday.
On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there. Happy birthday.
Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you, has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year. Happy birthday.
It is amazing to see what a big difference one year can make in a person’s life. Last year, you were stupid and this year you have suddenly turned stupider. Congratulations and happy birthday.
Don’t worry, I am right here by your side to help you mourn the death of your youth. Happy birthday.
Age is a funny thing because it adds years to your life, and also subtracts years from your life. Whichever way, it is never good news. Happy birthday.
When I look at you, I can’t think of the worst part of getting older – because everything about it seems equally bad. Happy birthday.
OLD is an abbreviation for Obsolete, Lazy and Dull. Congratulations for turning one year OLDer.
Some people may tell you that age has added grace and maturity to your looks. That’s just a nice way of saying that you have become old and boring. Happy birthday.
Today I can write to you with the most beautiful sentences. But with how lazy I am, you will still be left wanting. That you keep in mind that for that reason, I do not love you less, that you know that I love you, that for you, I would even be able to walk barefoot around the house.
On this special day, my birthday greetings are addressed to a person who has made my life a joy, a person who made all my days special and fun times that you fulfill many more.
How many fun moments I remember, how many birthdays together, but if I remember correctly, I never gave you anything on any birthday, because as you know, I am a person of customs, another year will be. Congratulations.
I wanted to write you the funniest of all the Funny Birthday Wishes, but to me that of congratulations., I prefer to wait to see you at your celebration and make you happy in person. Postscript, this is copied from the internet.
My elders said that years are like snot. The more you have, the harder it is for you to breathe. Enjoy this very special and beautiful day. God bless you and your snot!
Have a lot of fun on your birthday, let’s remember that one day you were young and you were infinitely happy, but don’t forget to enjoy that you were never so old. Happy birthday!
Today I woke up feeling like a Chinese food sauce, in a bittersweet sensation, sweet for being your birthday, sour for seeing you grow old so quickly. Congratulations, I love you!
Today we value the beauty of love, the beauty of hugging each other. I think that in this way it could go unnoticed that I forgot to buy your gift again. Congratulations!
Today I finally receive my cell phone case by mail. Aaaa and it is also the day of your birthday. I wish you blessings and happiness with your family.
Today will be another one of those happy, beautiful, fun, and funny nights because we will celebrate the birthday of one of the best people that exists. I hope you can continue to celebrate the years on my side. I love you so much, honey.
Today I want to send my anniversary greetings to a person that I do not love much, but that destiny put in my life, today I want to congratulate your anniversary to the ugliest person in the world, to you. Congratulations hehehe.