Had I known you were such a difficult person to please, I would have never forgotten your birthday.

Had I known you were such a difficult person to please, I would have never forgotten your birthday.

Belated Birthday Wishes for Wife

I wanted to convince, cajole, cuddle and pamper you endlessly… that’s the only reason why I forgot your birthday.

I wanted to convince, cajole, cuddle and pamper you endlessly… that’s the only reason why I forgot your birthday.

Birthdays will come and go, my dream to make you the happiest woman in the world will live on forever. Sorry I am late, happy birthday.

Birthdays will come and go, my dream to make you the happiest woman in the world will live on forever. Sorry I am late, happy birthday.

Your husband forgot your birthday because in his mind… you are still twenty one.

Your husband forgot your birthday because in his mind… you are still twenty one.

I know I’ve forgotten your birthday but I hope you’ll give me credit for being a good husband all year round. Happy belated birthday.

I know I’ve forgotten your birthday but I hope you’ll give me credit for being a good husband all year round. Happy belated birthday.

My forgetfulness is rare, but our love is rampant. My wishes are belated, but our bond is constant. Happy belated birthday.

My forgetfulness is rare, but our love is rampant. My wishes are belated, but our bond is constant. Happy belated birthday.

Stop whining about how I forgot your birthday. Be a man; let’s have a beer to celebrate.

Stop whining about how I forgot your birthday. Be a man; let’s have a beer to celebrate.

Your husband may be forgetful but he is still the man who will do anything it takes to make you happy. Please forgive me.

Your husband may be forgetful but he is still the man who will do anything it takes to make you happy. Please forgive me.

I officially give up the right to hog the TV remote from today. I hope you will forgive me now. Happy belated birthday.

I officially give up the right to hog the TV remote from today. I hope you will forgive me now. Happy belated birthday.

I never expected myself to forget your birthday, but I still did. You don’t expect yourself to forgive me for this, but I hope that you still do. I am sorry.

I never expected myself to forget your birthday, but I still did. You don’t expect yourself to forgive me for this, but I hope that you still do. I am sorry.

Your husband has always loved you like there’s no TOMORROW. Maybe that’s why he forgot your birthday YESTERDAY. Belated happy birthday.

Your husband has always loved you like there’s no TOMORROW. Maybe that’s why he forgot your birthday YESTERDAY. Belated happy birthday.

Hey Love! SORRY I forgot your birthday! Happy Birthday, Sweetheart.

Hey Love! SORRY I forgot your birthday! Happy Birthday, Sweetheart.

The best thing that ever happened to me is you. You the best wife ever!

The best thing that ever happened to me is you. You the best wife ever!

The fact that I have forgotten my wife’s birthday is proof that I don’t think she is getting any older at all. Happy belated birthday.

The fact that I have forgotten my wife’s birthday is proof that I don’t think she is getting any older at all. Happy belated birthday.

In wishing you for your birthday, I know I’ve been slow and late… but don’t forget that Slow and Steady always wins the race! Happy belated birthday.

In wishing you for your birthday, I know I’ve been slow and late… but don’t forget that Slow and Steady always wins the race! Happy belated birthday.

Thank you for making every day extraordinary. Happy belated birthday my bride!

Thank you for making every day extraordinary. Happy belated birthday my bride!

I could make excuses if I want, but I won’t because our marriage is too precious to be marred by flimsy lies. I’m sorry I forgot your birthday.

I could make excuses if I want, but I won’t because our marriage is too precious to be marred by flimsy lies. I’m sorry I forgot your birthday.

I know I made a terrible mistake by forgetting the birthday of my missus. But I promise to heal her wounds with my hugs and kisses.

I know I made a terrible mistake by forgetting the birthday of my missus. But I promise to heal her wounds with my hugs and kisses.

Happy birthday to the woman who is so beautiful inside out! I love you, honey.

Happy birthday to the woman who is so beautiful inside out! I love you, honey.