Being fifty is all about knowing how to hit PLAY after menoPAUSE and androPause put a PAUSE on your life. Happy 50th birthday.

Fifty is the time to eat as much birthday cake as possible. You never know when diabetes bursts your bubble. Happy 50th birthday.

I have known you since high school and I am wishing you for your fiftieth birthday. We are truly BFFs. Happy 50th, here’s to you my friend.

In the thrilling story of your life, this is the point where things start getting interesting after the break.

Now that you have turned fifty, you are officially allowed to be forgetful, have selective memory and only remember the things you want.

Being beautiful at eighteen years of age is not a big deal. But being as stunning as you are at fifty, is definitely nothing short of a miracle. Happy 50th birthday beautiful.

Being fifty is like living in a penthouse. You get the most amazing view of your life and still have a lot of time left to have fun and enjoy. Happy 50th birthday.

Since zero has no value, you have actually become a toddler and turned five. Happy 50th birthday.

If there is one person who makes turning fifty appear chic, classy and cool – it’s you. Happy 50th birthday.

The real essence of being fifty is not counting how close you are to hundred, but counting how many blessings you have had so far. Happy 50th birthday.

Be happy about the fact that you have at least a decade or two more until you officially become redundant and retired.

The older you are growing, the naughtier your thoughts are getting. Happy 50th birthday to my husband.

You may no longer be young as you turn fifty. But nothing is stopping you from being naughty and nifty.

Midlife crisis is a label that is given to fifty year olds to stop them from being the best they can. Forget these labels and enjoy life to the fullest.