Do you realize that if you were a historian you would be able to archive half a century? Happy 50th birthday old timer.

Being fifty is like living in a penthouse. You get the most amazing view of your life and still have a lot of time left to have fun and enjoy. Happy 50th birthday.

Since zero has no value, you have actually become a toddler and turned five. Happy 50th birthday.

If there is one person who makes turning fifty appear chic, classy and cool – it’s you. Happy 50th birthday.

The real essence of being fifty is not counting how close you are to hundred, but counting how many blessings you have had so far. Happy 50th birthday.

Being fifty is all about knowing how to hit PLAY after menoPAUSE and androPause put a PAUSE on your life. Happy 50th birthday.

Be happy about the fact that you have at least a decade or two more until you officially become redundant and retired.

The older you are growing, the naughtier your thoughts are getting. Happy 50th birthday to my husband.

You may no longer be young as you turn fifty. But nothing is stopping you from being naughty and nifty.

Midlife crisis is a label that is given to fifty year olds to stop them from being the best they can. Forget these labels and enjoy life to the fullest.

Never fear age, just enjoy life’s new stage. Happy 50th birthday.

A fiftieth birthday is actually a milestone which reads ‘Proceed at your own risk’ Happy 50th birthday.

The best way to enjoy life is to forget your age and just remember the memories.

You are halfway to hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy 50th birthday.

Until now you may have measured life’s worth with bank accounts and salaries, but now you will realize that nothing is more important than family.

If you can blow up all your birthday balloons, then you will officially earn the right of calling yourself young at fifty.

Look back at life and think about the good old days. Time will fly, things will change, but those memories will always stay.

At fifty you might not be able to make a fresh new start, but that doesn’t stop you from feeling young at heart.

Now the rest of your life will depend on whether you have fun by being nifty, or you become boring by being thrifty. The choice is yours.