Happy Birthday to someone who remembers what it was like to use a payphone, flip over a cassette tape, and get out of your chair to change the TV channel.

Congratulations on reaching the half-century club! May your next 50 years be just as amazing as the first!

Congratulations on your 50 years on the planet. You’ve accomplished so much, and the best is yet to come!

Wishing you all the best on your 50th birthday, and in all the years to come.

Fifty years old and still going strong. I hope I have half your energy when I’m your age.

Happy 50th to someone who is 100% awesome.

Happy 50th Birthday! You don’t just look amazing for your age – you are amazing at any age.

You make turning 50 look good. I may have to try it sometime!

Happy 50th Birthday! Sure, being young was fun, but now you’re older and wiser. Well, you’re older.

Happy 50th Birthday! Good luck blowing out all those candles!

Thank you so much for turning 50 before me. I owe you one!

Happy 30th anniversary of your 20th birthday!

Happy 50th Birthday! Remember, 50 is just a number. A big, round, scary number.

Happy 50th Birthday! Welcome to your midlife crisis.

Happy 50th Birthday! You may be showing your age, but at least you’re not acting it!

You don’t look even close to 50, and that’s a really, really annoying thing about you.

Welcome to the age where it’s no longer possible to find a birthday cake big enough to hold all your candles!

Turning 50 makes you wonder where the years have gone. Also, where are your keys? And what did you do with your glasses? And why did you walk into this room?

Welcome to 50. If your face feels warm, it’s either the heat from your birthday candles or a hot flash.