Welcome to the age where it’s no longer possible to find a birthday cake big enough to hold all your candles!
Happy 50th Birthday! Sure, being young was fun, but now you’re older and wiser. Well, you’re older.
Happy 50th Birthday! Good luck blowing out all those candles!
Happy Birthday to someone who remembers what it was like to use a payphone, flip over a cassette tape, and get out of your chair to change the TV channel.
Thank you so much for turning 50 before me. I owe you one!
Happy 30th anniversary of your 20th birthday!
Happy 50th Birthday! Remember, 50 is just a number. A big, round, scary number.
Happy 50th Birthday! Welcome to your midlife crisis.
Happy 50th Birthday! You may be showing your age, but at least you’re not acting it!
You don’t look even close to 50, and that’s a really, really annoying thing about you.
Turning 50 makes you wonder where the years have gone. Also, where are your keys? And what did you do with your glasses? And why did you walk into this room?
Welcome to 50. If your face feels warm, it’s either the heat from your birthday candles or a hot flash.
Still fun, fine, and fabulous at fifty. Hope you have a fantastic birthday!
Happy 50th Birthday to a lady who is forever young.
Happy 50th Birthday to a lady who is beautiful at any age.
Turning 50 used to be a real downer for men, but thanks to certain pills you can take, things are really looking up!
Still foxy at fifty! Happy Birthday to a guy who looks amazing for his age.
They say that guys get better looking with age… and in your case, it’s true! Happy 50th!
Happy Birthday to a guy who looks 50 but acts 15.