Turning 50 used to be a real downer for men, but thanks to certain pills you can take, things are really looking up!

Happy 50th Birthday! Welcome to your midlife crisis.

Happy 50th Birthday! You may be showing your age, but at least you’re not acting it!

You don’t look even close to 50, and that’s a really, really annoying thing about you.

Welcome to the age where it’s no longer possible to find a birthday cake big enough to hold all your candles!

Turning 50 makes you wonder where the years have gone. Also, where are your keys? And what did you do with your glasses? And why did you walk into this room?

Welcome to 50. If your face feels warm, it’s either the heat from your birthday candles or a hot flash.

Still fun, fine, and fabulous at fifty. Hope you have a fantastic birthday!

Happy 50th Birthday to a lady who is forever young.

Happy 50th Birthday to a lady who is beautiful at any age.

Still foxy at fifty! Happy Birthday to a guy who looks amazing for his age.

They say that guys get better looking with age… and in your case, it’s true! Happy 50th!

Happy Birthday to a guy who looks 50 but acts 15.

I hope you’re around for at least 50 more, because people as remarkable as you don’t come along very often.

Fifty years… a wonderful milestone for a wonderful person.

Happy 50th Birthday to my best friend. Promise me you will never start acting your age.

Happy 50th Birthday to one of the most amazing people I know. I can’t wait to see what you do in the next half-century.

The world has been lucky to have you for the past 50 years. Congrats on reaching this special milestone. I wish you many happy years ahead.

May the next half-century of your life be as wonderful as the first half!