Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Your age isn’t you. Use today to feel your best, celebrate and be your very happiest.

A birthday is not a day to fear. It is a day to celebrate and look forward to the coming year.

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent – that is to triumph over old age.

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it.

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research.

Each new year of life added to your past, changing the way you viewed every new day, influencing how you reacted to everything from the simplest daily routines to complex events touching you, your family, and the world you lived in.

From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.

Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

One of the shocks of a 50th birthday is realizing the fundamental fact that your youth is irrevocably over.

How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

I hope all your birthday wishes and dreams come true.

Another adventure filled year awaits you. Welcome it by celebrating your birthday with pomp and splendor.

Your life is just about to pick up speed and blast off into the stratosphere. Wear a seat belt and be sure to enjoy the journey.

May you be gifted with life’s biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best.