Turning sixty may be the beginning of the sunset period of your life. But don’t be disheartened because sunsets are some of the most beautiful spectacles – all you have to do is sit back and enjoy the view.

Don’t believe colleagues who say that life begins at sixty. They are just trying to ready you for your retirement and see you off as soon as they can.

As your retirement inches closer, as your age stretches further. You have come a long way, many a glorious mile, I wish you good health and countless smiles.

Physiologically you are sixty. Mentally you are forty. But emotionally, your spirit is just twenty.

Turning sixty gives you many additional rights in life, including the right to be forgetful, right to be annoying and the right to be grumpy.

Being broke in your twenties is no problem, because you can still have fun. Being rich at sixty doesn’t really matter, because you can’t have fun anyways.

Turning sixty does not mean, that you get ready to call it quits. Turning sixty actually means, that you are ready to enjoy all of life’s bits. Happy sixtieth.

The epitome of life’s wisdom or the beginning of a permanently grumpy attitude – call it what you want, turning sixty is a celebration unlike any other.

Advancement in science and medical technology will soon take life expectancy to 120. By those standards you are still classified as young!

Sixty is the age when you can finally stop worrying about all your health problems. Because no matter how much you worry, it is all downhill from here onwards anyways.

As we look back in your life we realize that you have earned the most important things – the love of your family and the respect of your friends.

Can I borrow your wisdom and maturity? After sixty, you are not going to use all those things anyway.

Turning sixty signifies those last few years when you can take advantage of being forgetful, tardy, clumsy, slow and inefficient at work and still get paid. Make hay while the sun shines.

Life is like a book. No matter how hard you try, it is going to have The End at some point or another. So stop worrying and start enjoying while you can.

All your life you complained about paying sky high health insurance premiums. Don’t worry, life will now slowly start to give you chances for redemption.

Don’t panic if you have forgotten to organize your birthday party today. Forgetfulness is the first symptom of turning sixty.

A happy sixty year old is much healthier than a grumpy thirty year old.

Some people will try to make you feel better by saying that zero has no value. But in reality it has a massive effect, especially when you turn sixty.

Did you know that scientists have discovered the secret to everlasting youthfulness? No point telling you now, you are already old now.