All your life you complained about paying sky high health insurance premiums. Don’t worry, life will now slowly start to give you chances for redemption.

Turning sixty does not mean, that you get ready to call it quits. Turning sixty actually means, that you are ready to enjoy all of life’s bits. Happy sixtieth.

The epitome of life’s wisdom or the beginning of a permanently grumpy attitude – call it what you want, turning sixty is a celebration unlike any other.

Advancement in science and medical technology will soon take life expectancy to 120. By those standards you are still classified as young!

Sixty is the age when you can finally stop worrying about all your health problems. Because no matter how much you worry, it is all downhill from here onwards anyways.

Turning sixty may be the beginning of the sunset period of your life. But don’t be disheartened because sunsets are some of the most beautiful spectacles – all you have to do is sit back and enjoy the view.

As we look back in your life we realize that you have earned the most important things – the love of your family and the respect of your friends.

Can I borrow your wisdom and maturity? After sixty, you are not going to use all those things anyway.

Turning sixty signifies those last few years when you can take advantage of being forgetful, tardy, clumsy, slow and inefficient at work and still get paid. Make hay while the sun shines.

Life is like a book. No matter how hard you try, it is going to have The End at some point or another. So stop worrying and start enjoying while you can.

Don’t panic if you have forgotten to organize your birthday party today. Forgetfulness is the first symptom of turning sixty.

A happy sixty year old is much healthier than a grumpy thirty year old.

Some people will try to make you feel better by saying that zero has no value. But in reality it has a massive effect, especially when you turn sixty.

Did you know that scientists have discovered the secret to everlasting youthfulness? No point telling you now, you are already old now.

Age may add a few more wrinkles but it will never take the sheen off your personality.

You are too old for a big night out but still too young to quietly celebrate with just tea and cookies. Welcome to your sixties – an utterly confusing period of your life.

Six long decades of life haven’t slowed you down even a bit. You are happy, healthy and tremendously fit. Hope you continue living life in the same way, is what we wish as you celebrate your birthday.