Did you know that scientists have discovered the secret to everlasting youthfulness? No point telling you now, you are already old now.

Turning sixty may be the beginning of the sunset period of your life. But don’t be disheartened because sunsets are some of the most beautiful spectacles – all you have to do is sit back and enjoy the view.

As we look back in your life we realize that you have earned the most important things – the love of your family and the respect of your friends.

Can I borrow your wisdom and maturity? After sixty, you are not going to use all those things anyway.

Turning sixty signifies those last few years when you can take advantage of being forgetful, tardy, clumsy, slow and inefficient at work and still get paid. Make hay while the sun shines.

Life is like a book. No matter how hard you try, it is going to have The End at some point or another. So stop worrying and start enjoying while you can.

All your life you complained about paying sky high health insurance premiums. Don’t worry, life will now slowly start to give you chances for redemption.

Don’t panic if you have forgotten to organize your birthday party today. Forgetfulness is the first symptom of turning sixty.

A happy sixty year old is much healthier than a grumpy thirty year old.

Some people will try to make you feel better by saying that zero has no value. But in reality it has a massive effect, especially when you turn sixty.

Age may add a few more wrinkles but it will never take the sheen off your personality.

You are too old for a big night out but still too young to quietly celebrate with just tea and cookies. Welcome to your sixties – an utterly confusing period of your life.

Six long decades of life haven’t slowed you down even a bit. You are happy, healthy and tremendously fit. Hope you continue living life in the same way, is what we wish as you celebrate your birthday.

Don’t bother taking life too seriously from now on. At your age, no one will take you seriously anyways.

Congratulations for entering your sixties. There’s no running away from being called OLD now.

All your life you have believed that age is just a state of mind. Now your body will prove you wrong. Happy 60th birthday old timer.

You have lived for six decades. Can we finally expect you to be wise and mature?

Today will be the best birthday that you have ever had in your entire life. Enjoy every moment of it.

I wish you a wonderful and pleasant 60th birthday. May all your loved ones celebrate with you this beautiful occasion!