
Sis, I love you more than you can ever imagine. In fact, take how much you think I love you, double this amount and multiply by 1,000. On your birthday, multiply this amount by 1,000,000.
Okay, you've had to listen to me go on and on for what must seem like forever to you. But I have one more thing to say, and I don't care if you want to hear it or not. I love you. I'm so glad you came along for the ride we call life. Happy birthday to the most patient, loving sister anyone can ever have!