We cannot live forever, so I am greeting you far in advance already.

I am no ordinary person in your life, so I will give you a not-so ordinary greeting too.

I always think in advance, and greeting you for your bday is no exception.

It may not be your bday today, but let me say the things I wish to say.

Blame my bills because I have to work hard to pay them, even on the day of your birthday. Advance lovely birthday any ways!

I am a forgetful person, but for my favorite persons I always remember in advance.

I will beat the countdown to your bday, so let me greet you a birthday!

Let me make it up to you when I get home, but for now here is an advance greeting for you.

Have your bday even though I am not there but I will greet you even if today’s not the date.

I can beat Facebook and even my phone in wishing you the best birthday.

I cannot be there for your bday, and that merits a second celebration when I get home!

I know that I will miss your party, so let us celebrate beforehand.

I always want to be your first in everything, and greeting you for your birthday is not an exemption.

I must be away from you on your special day, but don’t let this spoil everything. We’ll have a blast when I get home.

You know that I am always lazy and late, but when it comes to you I am more than punctual.

I may be going away on the day of your birthday, but my heart will still remain with you. Advance happy birthday my love!

Your birthday might be days away, but just a single wish would never be enough for a wonderful person like you.

I wish I could have a pause button so I could walk out of my other appointments and celebrate with you. Still, happy beautiful birthday in advance!

Let’s not celebrate your bday with a birthday card. Let’s do a countdown and a race to greeting you first!