Dear friends and family, it’s my birthday! You can drop off all presents at my doorstep or just take me out to lunch. Thanks in advance for all the gifts!

Dear friends and family, it’s my birthday! You can drop off all presents at my doorstep or just take me out to lunch. Thanks in advance for all the gifts!

Birthday Wishes for Myself

 I hope you feel special today on your birthday because you mean the most to me and you deserve to feel joy today.

I hope you feel special today on your birthday because you mean the most to me and you deserve to feel joy today.

 You are a sister in law that truly lights up the lives of the people who are around you. May you have a blessed birthday and many more.

You are a sister in law that truly lights up the lives of the people who are around you. May you have a blessed birthday and many more.

 Have plenty of drinks and dancing tonight, hope you celebrate your day big.

Have plenty of drinks and dancing tonight, hope you celebrate your day big.

 Happy birthday to a sister in law who gets me more than I do. You’re the best, love you.

Happy birthday to a sister in law who gets me more than I do. You’re the best, love you.

 Do not forget to enjoy your cake. Have the best birthday that you have had yet. Cannot wait to celebrate with you. Love you,

Do not forget to enjoy your cake. Have the best birthday that you have had yet. Cannot wait to celebrate with you. Love you,

 Take lots of pictures and make incredible memories. Hope it is an amazing day for you, happy birthday.

Take lots of pictures and make incredible memories. Hope it is an amazing day for you, happy birthday.

 Make a wish when you blow out the candles! And here’s to many more!

Make a wish when you blow out the candles! And here’s to many more!

 May your birthday be filled with much beauty and joy, wishing a happy birthday to you.

May your birthday be filled with much beauty and joy, wishing a happy birthday to you.

 Your birthday, dear sis, is the perfect time to remind you that I love you and you mean more than words, you are irreplaceable.

Your birthday, dear sis, is the perfect time to remind you that I love you and you mean more than words, you are irreplaceable.

 I’m another year older and another year more gorgeous, intelligent, and talented as ever!

I’m another year older and another year more gorgeous, intelligent, and talented as ever!

 Well guys, it’s official. I’m old. I was online today and had to actually scroll down to find my birth year in the scroll bar.

Well guys, it’s official. I’m old. I was online today and had to actually scroll down to find my birth year in the scroll bar.

 Hey guys, I finally figured out what the wonder years are all about- these days all I do is wonder where things are, like my phone, my wallet, my car. Yeah, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

Hey guys, I finally figured out what the wonder years are all about- these days all I do is wonder where things are, like my phone, my wallet, my car. Yeah, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

 Now that I’m officially middle-aged and my brain has caught up with me, why does my body have to start running away?! It’s just not fair. I guess I know what I’m buying myself on my birthday: Botox and a gym membership.

Now that I’m officially middle-aged and my brain has caught up with me, why does my body have to start running away?! It’s just not fair. I guess I know what I’m buying myself on my birthday: Botox and a gym membership.

 When did I get so stinkin’ old?! I can only meet up with friends these days by visiting the cemetery- that’s when you know you’re old. Oh well, happy birthday to me.

When did I get so stinkin’ old?! I can only meet up with friends these days by visiting the cemetery- that’s when you know you’re old. Oh well, happy birthday to me.

 Even though I’m super old now, I’m glad my taste buds are still working- so I can still enjoy my cake and eat it too!

Even though I’m super old now, I’m glad my taste buds are still working- so I can still enjoy my cake and eat it too!

 Dear self, have a wonderful day and don’t forget you can now park in the handicap spaces everywhere.

Dear self, have a wonderful day and don’t forget you can now park in the handicap spaces everywhere.

 Here is to me, on my very, special day! I now see that the age that I am should not matter to anyone else, mainly because it does not matter to me! I can barely remember it!

Here is to me, on my very, special day! I now see that the age that I am should not matter to anyone else, mainly because it does not matter to me! I can barely remember it!

 Even though a lot of things have changed about me, through the years, some things have stayed the same: I am no wiser than yesterday! Cheers, to me!

Even though a lot of things have changed about me, through the years, some things have stayed the same: I am no wiser than yesterday! Cheers, to me!