Birthday Wishes for Myself
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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day!
Dear friends and family, it’s my birthday! You can drop off all presents at my doorstep or just take me out to lunch. Thanks in advance for all the gifts!
I’m another year older and another year more gorgeous, intelligent, and talented as ever!
Well guys, it’s official. I’m old. I was online today and had to actually scroll down to find my birth year in the scroll bar.
Now that I’m officially middle-aged and my brain has caught up with me, why does my body have to start running away?! It’s just not fair. I guess I know what I’m buying myself on my birthday: Botox and a gym membership.
When did I get so stinkin’ old?! I can only meet up with friends these days by visiting the cemetery- that’s when you know you’re old. Oh well, happy birthday to me.
Even though I’m super old now, I’m glad my taste buds are still working- so I can still enjoy my cake and eat it too!
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