Hey guys, I finally figured out what the wonder years are all about- these days all I do is wonder where things are, like my phone, my wallet, my car. Yeah, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Happy birthday to a sister in law who gets me more than I do. You’re the best, love you.
Do not forget to enjoy your cake. Have the best birthday that you have had yet. Cannot wait to celebrate with you. Love you,
Take lots of pictures and make incredible memories. Hope it is an amazing day for you, happy birthday.
Make a wish when you blow out the candles! And here’s to many more!
May your birthday be filled with much beauty and joy, wishing a happy birthday to you.
Your birthday, dear sis, is the perfect time to remind you that I love you and you mean more than words, you are irreplaceable.
Dear friends and family, it’s my birthday! You can drop off all presents at my doorstep or just take me out to lunch. Thanks in advance for all the gifts!
I’m another year older and another year more gorgeous, intelligent, and talented as ever!
Well guys, it’s official. I’m old. I was online today and had to actually scroll down to find my birth year in the scroll bar.
Now that I’m officially middle-aged and my brain has caught up with me, why does my body have to start running away?! It’s just not fair. I guess I know what I’m buying myself on my birthday: Botox and a gym membership.
When did I get so stinkin’ old?! I can only meet up with friends these days by visiting the cemetery- that’s when you know you’re old. Oh well, happy birthday to me.
Even though I’m super old now, I’m glad my taste buds are still working- so I can still enjoy my cake and eat it too!
Dear self, have a wonderful day and don’t forget you can now park in the handicap spaces everywhere.
Here is to me, on my very, special day! I now see that the age that I am should not matter to anyone else, mainly because it does not matter to me! I can barely remember it!
Even though a lot of things have changed about me, through the years, some things have stayed the same: I am no wiser than yesterday! Cheers, to me!
When I woke up today, I remembered that it was my birthday…then I forgot about all of the things that I planned to do and fell asleep!
On my birthday, I took a nice, long look at the friends I have who are about me age. Then I left the room, to get away from all of those old people!
Wishing myself a Happy Birthday! On this day, I am aware of the fact that most of the people in my life, now see me as being old! It is now time to get some new friends!