When I woke up today, I remembered that it was my birthday…then I forgot about all of the things that I planned to do and fell asleep!

I’m another year older and another year more gorgeous, intelligent, and talented as ever!

Well guys, it’s official. I’m old. I was online today and had to actually scroll down to find my birth year in the scroll bar.

Hey guys, I finally figured out what the wonder years are all about- these days all I do is wonder where things are, like my phone, my wallet, my car. Yeah, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

Now that I’m officially middle-aged and my brain has caught up with me, why does my body have to start running away?! It’s just not fair. I guess I know what I’m buying myself on my birthday: Botox and a gym membership.

When did I get so stinkin’ old?! I can only meet up with friends these days by visiting the cemetery- that’s when you know you’re old. Oh well, happy birthday to me.

Even though I’m super old now, I’m glad my taste buds are still working- so I can still enjoy my cake and eat it too!

Dear self, have a wonderful day and don’t forget you can now park in the handicap spaces everywhere.

Here is to me, on my very, special day! I now see that the age that I am should not matter to anyone else, mainly because it does not matter to me! I can barely remember it!

Even though a lot of things have changed about me, through the years, some things have stayed the same: I am no wiser than yesterday! Cheers, to me!

On my birthday, I took a nice, long look at the friends I have who are about me age. Then I left the room, to get away from all of those old people!

Wishing myself a Happy Birthday! On this day, I am aware of the fact that most of the people in my life, now see me as being old! It is now time to get some new friends!

On my birthday, I honor the fact that no one will ever know my real age! Cheers, to me!

It is my birthday! At my party tonight, I will dance and drink like a twenty-one year old, wake up tomorrow with aches, like a sixty year old, then remember that I am only fifty years old!

Here is to me, on my birthday! Being the oldest person in the room really says something about me! I am not sure if it is good or bad, but it really says something about me!

The date of my birth has made me realize that a person does not get to my age, without making smart decisions, and always thinking things through! It is truly, a wonder that I even made it this far!

Wishing myself a Happy Birthday! My birthday has shown me that age is only a number! One of which I plan to keep a secret, for as long as I can!

As the years have gone by, I have seen a multitude of things! Thankfully, this year marks my getting closer to be too old to remember any of them!

Cheers to me, on my birthday! Now that it is here, I am grateful to be a year older! More things ache, but I am too old to think about all of them, and to really care!