Wishing myself a Happy Birthday! My birthday has shown me that age is only a number! One of which I plan to keep a secret, for as long as I can!

Here is to me, on my very, special day! I now see that the age that I am should not matter to anyone else, mainly because it does not matter to me! I can barely remember it!

Even though a lot of things have changed about me, through the years, some things have stayed the same: I am no wiser than yesterday! Cheers, to me!

When I woke up today, I remembered that it was my birthday…then I forgot about all of the things that I planned to do and fell asleep!

On my birthday, I took a nice, long look at the friends I have who are about me age. Then I left the room, to get away from all of those old people!

Wishing myself a Happy Birthday! On this day, I am aware of the fact that most of the people in my life, now see me as being old! It is now time to get some new friends!

On my birthday, I honor the fact that no one will ever know my real age! Cheers, to me!

It is my birthday! At my party tonight, I will dance and drink like a twenty-one year old, wake up tomorrow with aches, like a sixty year old, then remember that I am only fifty years old!

Here is to me, on my birthday! Being the oldest person in the room really says something about me! I am not sure if it is good or bad, but it really says something about me!

The date of my birth has made me realize that a person does not get to my age, without making smart decisions, and always thinking things through! It is truly, a wonder that I even made it this far!

As the years have gone by, I have seen a multitude of things! Thankfully, this year marks my getting closer to be too old to remember any of them!

Cheers to me, on my birthday! Now that it is here, I am grateful to be a year older! More things ache, but I am too old to think about all of them, and to really care!

Today, I have decided that getting older is great! Well, not for me! For someone else! Best Wishes, on my birthday!

The arrival of my special day has reminded me that there are so many things that a person my age should know! I do not know any of them, but I am sure there are many!

On my birthday, I wish for many great things! Oh, who am I kidding? I just wish for a spot on the couch and a piece of birthday cake!

Most birthdays involve remembering old times. Fortunately for me, I can not even remember what I did, even five minutes ago!

Today, I celebrate my birthday! I have a feeling that I will look back on it, for years to come, full of regret…so, today is no different than any other day!