You are one-in-a-million! You are intelligent! You are beautiful! You are another year older and another year wiser! Woo hoo!

To everyone who ever wanted to spank me, now is your chance! It’s my birthday! P.S. Mom, that does not include you.

I’ve always wanted an excuse to eat tons of food, dress up, play around the house all day, do whatever I wanted for just one day. Now I can because today is my birthday! Yeah me.

Thank God another has passed with me in this world- I’m so awesome it’s a real blessing to everyone in my life to have me here.

It’s pretty bad when the fire department has to be called before you blow out the candles on you cake. Now I really know I’m old!

It’s my party! I can cry if I want to! Cry if I want to! You would cry too if you… were this old, too!

I had a fabulous birthday! I love getting older. I just hope when I get to be Betty White’s age I can look half as good as she does!

I plan on having an amazing, awesome, super, fantastic year full of many new adventures and crazy travels! My birthday means I’m another year older and another year wiser! You better watch out!

I believe that I am the equivalent to a fine wine or a delicious old cheese. The older the better. I am thrilled to be another year older today!

After living another year, I’m thankful to God that he has blessed me so much- and that I’m a real blessing to others.

It was a fantastic day for a birthday! Plenty of laughter and fun had by all. You truly know how to make a girl feel so special! I can hardly wait to see what adventures this year will bring!

It’s a perfect day for anyone and everyone to wish me a happy birthday. So happy birthday, love, me.

It’s my favorite kind of day! I can’t wait for lots of laughs, lots of cake, and lots of love! Happy Birthday to my dearest self!

Happy thoughts. Happy memories. Happy dreams. Happy Birthday! H-a-p-p-y B-i-r-t-h-d-a-y!

Every single day, I pinch myself to make sure I’m not dreaming up such incredible, giving friends and family! I’m so grateful to have people like you in my life!

I remind myself every year on this special day how blessed I am to have been given another year to experience the wonders of this beautiful world! God is good! My birthday is a day I cherish and love.