Seven billion people on this earth and I got stuck with you. Have a pleased birthday.

Seven billion people on this earth and I got stuck with you. Have a pleased birthday.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Wife

I still remember those days, my beautiful days when you were not in my life and I was basking under sun. Then the mishap you happened! Happy birthday wife!

I still remember those days, my beautiful days when you were not in my life and I was basking under sun. Then the mishap you happened! Happy birthday wife!

When you go out with me in any dinner, just don’t wear jeans and a t-shirt, you look like momos! Happy birthday my dearest wife!

When you go out with me in any dinner, just don’t wear jeans and a t-shirt, you look like momos! Happy birthday my dearest wife!

You are the reason I breathe, so please stay with me! Have a pleasant birthday.

You are the reason I breathe, so please stay with me! Have a pleasant birthday.

You’re the only woman I would ever want to be trapped on an island with, have a wonderful birthday.

You’re the only woman I would ever want to be trapped on an island with, have a wonderful birthday.

Since I have welcome you into my life, my whole life has become a kind of wedding reception! Wishing happy birthday wife!

Since I have welcome you into my life, my whole life has become a kind of wedding reception! Wishing happy birthday wife!

The easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it just once. Happy birthday to your darling wife.

The easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it just once. Happy birthday to your darling wife.

There was no pain in my life but when you came my whole life has become painful. Wishing happy birthday my loveliest wife!

There was no pain in my life but when you came my whole life has become painful. Wishing happy birthday my loveliest wife!

The saying goes that all you need is love, so I guess I don’t have to buy you any presents this year! Happy birthday to my wife.

The saying goes that all you need is love, so I guess I don’t have to buy you any presents this year! Happy birthday to my wife.

As time is passing you are getting old and it seems I have to remarry! Wishing you a happy birthday my lovely wife!

As time is passing you are getting old and it seems I have to remarry! Wishing you a happy birthday my lovely wife!

Wife, if you think that ageing is a funny thing just wait until you look in the mirror.

Wife, if you think that ageing is a funny thing just wait until you look in the mirror.

Happy birthday to my angel or my devil, I’m not sure which you are.

Happy birthday to my angel or my devil, I’m not sure which you are.

Dear wife, you should start counting your blessings, me and your wrinkles. Happy birthday.

Dear wife, you should start counting your blessings, me and your wrinkles. Happy birthday.

I would give you a hot kiss for every year you have been alive, but I wouldn’t want to burn you! Happy birthday to you.

I would give you a hot kiss for every year you have been alive, but I wouldn’t want to burn you! Happy birthday to you.

To my wife, I brought you some anti ageing cream but then I realised, it’s too late for that. Have a great birthday.

To my wife, I brought you some anti ageing cream but then I realised, it’s too late for that. Have a great birthday.

Happy birthday to my sweetheart, I don’t have to ask how old you are today…..I’ve always known that you’re very old!

Happy birthday to my sweetheart, I don’t have to ask how old you are today…..I’ve always known that you’re very old!

Wife, at least you’re not as old as you will be this time next year. Have a great day!

Wife, at least you’re not as old as you will be this time next year. Have a great day!

Don’t change the mirror buy an anti-wrinkle cream. Happy birthday to my lovely wife.

Don’t change the mirror buy an anti-wrinkle cream. Happy birthday to my lovely wife.

Happy birthday old lady! I don’t know where to place the candles on the cake there is no space left.

Happy birthday old lady! I don’t know where to place the candles on the cake there is no space left.