Happy birthday old lady! I don’t know where to place the candles on the cake there is no space left.

Seven billion people on this earth and I got stuck with you. Have a pleased birthday.

Wife, if you think that ageing is a funny thing just wait until you look in the mirror.

Happy birthday to my angel or my devil, I’m not sure which you are.

Dear wife, you should start counting your blessings, me and your wrinkles. Happy birthday.

I would give you a hot kiss for every year you have been alive, but I wouldn’t want to burn you! Happy birthday to you.

To my wife, I brought you some anti ageing cream but then I realised, it’s too late for that. Have a great birthday.

Happy birthday to my sweetheart, I don’t have to ask how old you are today…..I’ve always known that you’re very old!

Wife, at least you’re not as old as you will be this time next year. Have a great day!

Don’t change the mirror buy an anti-wrinkle cream. Happy birthday to my lovely wife.

There is a saying that “Love is Everything”! So, no gifts today just the love. Happy birthday!

Lots and lots of dye for the grey hair. Happy birthday, sweetheart!

You know, if I were a pilot, you would be my co-pilot. Happy birthday, sweetheart!

Your special day makes me feel sad as I have to buy a gift. Happy birthday my dear wife.

I didn’t put the candles on the cake intentionally otherwise everyone would get to know your real age. Just joking! Happy birthday, dad!

Now is the time to let you, my husband, know how I really feel about you! You are okay! Happy Birthday!

Dear husband, today is a day you should sit down and have merry. It’s your day so celebrate it to the fullest. Happy birthday!

My love, getting older should not be a big deal… for me! You are another story! Happy Birthday, husband!

Happy birthday to a husband who simply has it all! Well, you have me after all! Enjoy your special day, my love!