Today, I would like to wish the man of my dreams a Happy Birthday but I will settle for you! Happy Birthday, my dear husband!

Husband, I love you like I love my wine. Sweet smelling, older…and aged in oak barrels. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday! I love you more than as much as I love chocolate and wine!

The struggle to put up with each other is a little less on a day like this! Happy Birthday, Husband!

A yearly reminder, dear Husband, to be careful about laughing about my choices. After all, you’re one of them. Happy Birthday!

This is the day to accept things…like that I married a very, old man! Happy Birthday, Husband!

This is the day to accept things… like that, I married a very, old man! Happy Birthday, Husband!

Happy birthday to the love of my life and the biggest pain in my ass! I love you.

Most of the year you spoil me. Today, it’s payback time! Happy Birthday, Hon.

Today, my dear husband, you are older and wiser. SO MUCH OLDER and, yeah, kind of wiser… Happy Birthday!

From our first drink together to our last, I’ll never regret sharing a table with you. Happy Birthday, Husband!

When people tell you that you’re growing older, just shut it down and tell them you’re increasing in value. Happy birthday, my handsome husband.

I’m so glad that we’ll grow old together. Especially since you’ll always have a head start. Happy Birthday, Love!

You are by far my favorite husband, no one else comes close. Happy birthday husband.

Wishing someone ancient a very Happy Birthday! Enjoy it, husband!

You are such a handsome, loyal and annoying husband. I put that last one in there so you’d know I was telling the truth.

You should be glad that you have got the most awesome wife in the whole world. I should be your best gift. Happy Birthday Husband.

Your birthday is important to me, Husband! It means that you are off of the couch, for one day out of the year!

Youth and vitality are words that I think of, when it comes to someone else. Not you, Husband! Happy Birthday!