If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.

If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend

I’m so glad that we’ll grow old together. Especially since you’ll always have a head start. Happy Birthday, Love!

I’m so glad that we’ll grow old together. Especially since you’ll always have a head start. Happy Birthday, Love!

You are by far my favorite husband, no one else comes close. Happy birthday husband.

You are by far my favorite husband, no one else comes close. Happy birthday husband.

Wishing someone ancient a very Happy Birthday! Enjoy it, husband!

Wishing someone ancient a very Happy Birthday! Enjoy it, husband!

You are such a handsome, loyal and annoying husband. I put that last one in there so you’d know I was telling the truth.

You are such a handsome, loyal and annoying husband. I put that last one in there so you’d know I was telling the truth.

You should be glad that you have got the most awesome wife in the whole world. I should be your best gift. Happy Birthday Husband.

You should be glad that you have got the most awesome wife in the whole world. I should be your best gift. Happy Birthday Husband.

Your birthday is important to me, Husband! It means that you are off of the couch, for one day out of the year!

Your birthday is important to me, Husband! It means that you are off of the couch, for one day out of the year!

Youth and vitality are words that I think of, when it comes to someone else. Not you, Husband! Happy Birthday!

Youth and vitality are words that I think of, when it comes to someone else. Not you, Husband! Happy Birthday!

Please… let’s not go to the cinema on this special day, you are the only movie I want to watch all day long. Happy Birthday, My Finest.

Please… let’s not go to the cinema on this special day, you are the only movie I want to watch all day long. Happy Birthday, My Finest.

Just imagine all the things you would want to hear on your birthday and assume I wrote them here!

Just imagine all the things you would want to hear on your birthday and assume I wrote them here!

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

My prayer for you this day is that you will live long… Well, not as long as Methuselah or you won’t have teeth to chew meat again. Happy Birthday, Sweet.

My prayer for you this day is that you will live long… Well, not as long as Methuselah or you won’t have teeth to chew meat again. Happy Birthday, Sweet.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. Congratulations, my sweetheart!

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. Congratulations, my sweetheart!

Congratulations on being born a really long time ago!

Congratulations on being born a really long time ago!

A, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t,…v, w, x, y, z; guess what is missing – it’s ‘U’ – I Miss U, My Love.

A, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t,…v, w, x, y, z; guess what is missing – it’s ‘U’ – I Miss U, My Love.

Ask me for a special birthday gift, and you will have it! But don't ask for a car, I can't afford it yet.

Ask me for a special birthday gift, and you will have it! But don't ask for a car, I can't afford it yet.

Ask me for a special birthday gift and you will have it! But don’t ask for a car, I can’t afford it yet. Happy Birthday, my lady.

Ask me for a special birthday gift and you will have it! But don’t ask for a car, I can’t afford it yet. Happy Birthday, my lady.

Many guys envy our relationship, but that is because they don't know how crazy you are! Have a special birthday!

Many guys envy our relationship, but that is because they don't know how crazy you are! Have a special birthday!

Sweetheart, please don’t blow off the candles on your birthday cake, let them keep burning please, it’s a symbol of our love that will burn forever. Happy Birthday.

Sweetheart, please don’t blow off the candles on your birthday cake, let them keep burning please, it’s a symbol of our love that will burn forever. Happy Birthday.