Happy birthday to the only one who gets my dry jokes.

Happy Birthday, my dear. Tonight, let’s do a role reversal…I’ll be the designated driver for once and you can be the sloppy drunk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whatever you wish that’s what we’ll do!

Who needs gifts when you have an amazing girlfriend like myself? All you’ll ever need is found in me. Happy birthday!

I love you more than I love Nutella……… and that’s a whole lot!!!!

What do you, cheese, wine, and Harrison Ford have in common? They all get tastier and more badass with age! Cheers to another year older! Happy Birthday, boyfriend!

To the birthday boy, you’re getting up there in age. Don’t spend too much time counting your candles or you’ll get dizzy.

It’s your day to make a wish! I don’t know what you could possibly wish for as I’m already yours but….Love Yours Truly

Happy Birthday to a guy whose apartment smells of rich mahogany and many leatherbound books… I love you!!

Cheers to getting too old to have those long nights out on the town like we used to do. Your birthday will be just as special while celebrating from the couch.

Here’s to another year of loving you despite your smelly farts and your dry sense of humor. Have a fantastic birthday!

Dear Boyfriend, I wanted to get you something special for your birthday but you already have the best gift ever… ME!

Don’t enjoy too much of your birthday cake. We all know that the older you get, the harder it is to lose those pounds.

I am so glad to have a sweet boyfriend who is not concerned with material things. That’s why I kept your birthday budget low.

Congratulations on your 10,950th days alive. Happy 30th Birthday, Sweetie!

Sorry, babe, but I can’t help you blow out your candles today- you’ve taken all my breath away.

Sweetie, you are too hot to handle. I hope you enjoy being tied up and locked up for your birthday because I am just not willing to share.

Like a frog that turned to a prince, you hopped your way through my heart!

You should be smiling on your birthday, Honey! The more birthdays you have, the longer you’ll live.