Sweetie, you are too hot to handle. I hope you enjoy being tied up and locked up for your birthday because I am just not willing to share.

Happy Birthday to a guy whose apartment smells of rich mahogany and many leatherbound books… I love you!!

Cheers to getting too old to have those long nights out on the town like we used to do. Your birthday will be just as special while celebrating from the couch.

Happy birthday to the only one who gets my dry jokes.

Here’s to another year of loving you despite your smelly farts and your dry sense of humor. Have a fantastic birthday!

Dear Boyfriend, I wanted to get you something special for your birthday but you already have the best gift ever… ME!

Don’t enjoy too much of your birthday cake. We all know that the older you get, the harder it is to lose those pounds.

I am so glad to have a sweet boyfriend who is not concerned with material things. That’s why I kept your birthday budget low.

Congratulations on your 10,950th days alive. Happy 30th Birthday, Sweetie!

Sorry, babe, but I can’t help you blow out your candles today- you’ve taken all my breath away.

Like a frog that turned to a prince, you hopped your way through my heart!

You should be smiling on your birthday, Honey! The more birthdays you have, the longer you’ll live.

I can’t find the cake underneath all these candles! Happy Birthday, old man.

Congrats at becoming another year old but not wiser.

Happy Birthday, Sexy! I feel so lucky to have a boyfriend who is almost as good looking as me.

Happy Birthday to my best friend, favorite pillow and foot warmer.

Happy Birthday to my favorite boyfriend Oops! I meant ONE AND ONLY boyfriend.

Don’t waste your time counting the candles on the cake, just cut it…be sure they are many. Happy Birthday

Happy birthday to a friend who can tell me when the bread was only a few cents.