I can’t find the cake underneath all these candles! Happy Birthday, old man.

Here’s to another year of loving you despite your smelly farts and your dry sense of humor. Have a fantastic birthday!

Dear Boyfriend, I wanted to get you something special for your birthday but you already have the best gift ever… ME!

Don’t enjoy too much of your birthday cake. We all know that the older you get, the harder it is to lose those pounds.

I am so glad to have a sweet boyfriend who is not concerned with material things. That’s why I kept your birthday budget low.

Congratulations on your 10,950th days alive. Happy 30th Birthday, Sweetie!

Sorry, babe, but I can’t help you blow out your candles today- you’ve taken all my breath away.

Sweetie, you are too hot to handle. I hope you enjoy being tied up and locked up for your birthday because I am just not willing to share.

Like a frog that turned to a prince, you hopped your way through my heart!

You should be smiling on your birthday, Honey! The more birthdays you have, the longer you’ll live.

Congrats at becoming another year old but not wiser.

Happy Birthday, Sexy! I feel so lucky to have a boyfriend who is almost as good looking as me.

Happy Birthday to my best friend, favorite pillow and foot warmer.

Happy Birthday to my favorite boyfriend Oops! I meant ONE AND ONLY boyfriend.

Don’t waste your time counting the candles on the cake, just cut it…be sure they are many. Happy Birthday

Happy birthday to a friend who can tell me when the bread was only a few cents.

Today I am very happy and thankful…as I am not the only oldest person here. Happy 18th birthday, dear!

Don’t worry if you feel tired or pain while running as it is common among people of your age. Happy birthday!

Do you know why you are my favorite friend? Because you are dumb and I feel intelligent with you. Happy 18th birthday, friend!