If you were a dog, you would be 213 years old. So, don’t feel so bad about your age. At least you’re aging like a human. Happy 50th!
The older you get, the brighter your cake becomes. See? It’s all filled with burning candles. Have fun blowing!
It's amazing how good you look for your age considering everything we've been up to over the years. Happy 50th!
You can’t hide your age to others. Your hair is turning gray, and wrinkles appearing. So, tell the truth, is it your 50th, or you’re lying.
At our age we've seen it all, heart it all, done it all. We just can't remember it all! Happy 50th birthday and cheers to many more memories we might forget!
Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy Birthday you old fart!
Forget age. If you can still manage to blow out your birthday candles, everything is dandy! Happy 50th birthday!
I hope you already saved enough money for retirement. It’s time to count them all. Happy 50th birthday!
Don't worry, those aren't wrinkles, they are smile lines and each one is as beautiful as you. Wishing you all the best on your 50th birthday!
Every single birthday of yours is a reminder for me that I’m not the oldest person here! Happy 50th, cheers!
Don't let ageing get you down. It's too hard to get back up again!
You’re no longer the oldest person I know in their 40’s. Now you’re the youngest 50-year-old I know.
Happy 50th Birthday! You may be showing your age, but at least you're not acting it!
You are halfway to a hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy birthday.
You’re just 35 with 15 bonus years. Wishing you a Happy 50th birthday!
Happy 50th birthday! You’re aging like wine. Congratulations!
Happy Birthday! You don't look even close to 50, and that's a really, really annoying thing about you.
You may no longer be young as you turn fifty. But nothing is stopping you from being naughty and nifty. Happy birthday.
One can understand the feeling of love only after falling in it, like I did. Love you a lot sweetheart and happy birthday.