Happy 50th Birthday! You may be showing your age, but at least you're not acting it!

Happy 50th Birthday! You may be showing your age, but at least you're not acting it!

Funny 50th Birthday Wishes

At our age we've seen it all, heart it all, done it all. We just can't remember it all! Happy 50th birthday and cheers to many more memories we might forget!

At our age we've seen it all, heart it all, done it all. We just can't remember it all! Happy 50th birthday and cheers to many more memories we might forget!

Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy Birthday you old fart!

Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy Birthday you old fart!

Forget age. If you can still manage to blow out your birthday candles, everything is dandy! Happy 50th birthday!

Forget age. If you can still manage to blow out your birthday candles, everything is dandy! Happy 50th birthday!

I hope you already saved enough money for retirement. It’s time to count them all. Happy 50th birthday!

I hope you already saved enough money for retirement. It’s time to count them all. Happy 50th birthday!

Don't worry, those aren't wrinkles, they are smile lines and each one is as beautiful as you. Wishing you all the best on your 50th birthday!

Don't worry, those aren't wrinkles, they are smile lines and each one is as beautiful as you. Wishing you all the best on your 50th birthday!

Every single birthday of yours is a reminder for me that I’m not the oldest person here! Happy 50th, cheers!

Every single birthday of yours is a reminder for me that I’m not the oldest person here! Happy 50th, cheers!

If you were a dog, you would be 213 years old. So, don’t feel so bad about your age. At least you’re aging like a human. Happy 50th!

If you were a dog, you would be 213 years old. So, don’t feel so bad about your age. At least you’re aging like a human. Happy 50th!

Don't let ageing get you down. It's too hard to get back up again!

Don't let ageing get you down. It's too hard to get back up again!

You’re no longer the oldest person I know in their 40’s. Now you’re the youngest 50-year-old I know.

You’re no longer the oldest person I know in their 40’s. Now you’re the youngest 50-year-old I know.

You are halfway to a hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy  birthday.

You are halfway to a hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy birthday.

You’re just 35 with 15 bonus years. Wishing you a Happy 50th birthday!

You’re just 35 with 15 bonus years. Wishing you a Happy 50th birthday!

Happy 50th birthday! You’re aging like wine. Congratulations!

Happy 50th birthday! You’re aging like wine. Congratulations!

Happy Birthday! You don't look even close to 50, and that's a really, really annoying thing about you.

Happy Birthday! You don't look even close to 50, and that's a really, really annoying thing about you.

You may no longer be young as you turn fifty. But nothing is stopping you from being naughty and nifty. Happy birthday.

You may no longer be young as you turn fifty. But nothing is stopping you from being naughty and nifty. Happy birthday.

One can understand the feeling of love only after falling in it, like I did. Love you a lot sweetheart and happy birthday.

One can understand the feeling of love only after falling in it, like I did. Love you a lot sweetheart and happy birthday.

On this beautiful day, let us celebrate the wonder of you and the happiness of your birthday. Happy birthday, my love!

On this beautiful day, let us celebrate the wonder of you and the happiness of your birthday. Happy birthday, my love!

You have made me believe that love exists. And after feeling this emotion, I believe, I am the richest person on the planet.

You have made me believe that love exists. And after feeling this emotion, I believe, I am the richest person on the planet.

Happy birthday to the one for whom I prayed. May your day be filled with the joy you deserve and the blessings you have earned.

Happy birthday to the one for whom I prayed. May your day be filled with the joy you deserve and the blessings you have earned.