You are at an age where you officially can longer give a shit. Just be happy when you take a good shit. Happy Birthday, old man

You are at an age where you officially can longer give a shit. Just be happy when you take a good shit. Happy Birthday, old man

Birthday Wishes for Old Man

Hope all these bring sunshine to your life. Happy birthday!

Hope all these bring sunshine to your life. Happy birthday!

Many happy returns of the day, madam!

Many happy returns of the day, madam!

Happy birthday to the best mam in the world.

Happy birthday to the best mam in the world.

Happy Birthday to my Favorite Mam!

Happy Birthday to my Favorite Mam!

You should not worry about your growing age. At least your dumb shit is getting slower. Happy Birthday

You should not worry about your growing age. At least your dumb shit is getting slower. Happy Birthday

I will always remember the wonderful stories and the funny jokes that you have told me.

I will always remember the wonderful stories and the funny jokes that you have told me.

I would say old age is just a number. But in your case, old sport, the number is quite large. Happy Birthday Old man

I would say old age is just a number. But in your case, old sport, the number is quite large. Happy Birthday Old man

You were born long ago! Do you belong to the middle ages? Because it has officially crossed your middle age! Happy Birthday

You were born long ago! Do you belong to the middle ages? Because it has officially crossed your middle age! Happy Birthday

The joy of celebrating a birthday when you’re old is that you have so many loved ones around you always. Happy birthday

The joy of celebrating a birthday when you’re old is that you have so many loved ones around you always. Happy birthday

Congratulations on adding taste to our life. Happy Birthday

Congratulations on adding taste to our life. Happy Birthday

It is time you should stop acting your age! Happy Birthday

It is time you should stop acting your age! Happy Birthday

Enjoy while you have the energy to go to the washroom yourself! But look on the good side; you won’t have lots of trouble.

Enjoy while you have the energy to go to the washroom yourself! But look on the good side; you won’t have lots of trouble.

Happy Birthday, old man! It is okay to sleep for 16 hours.

Happy Birthday, old man! It is okay to sleep for 16 hours.

Now that we are both older, you are the best company that I can ever ask for. Happy birthday.

Now that we are both older, you are the best company that I can ever ask for. Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday, pal. Hopefully, this birthday will bring joy and color to your life.

Happy Birthday, pal. Hopefully, this birthday will bring joy and color to your life.

I was thinking to make fun of you today. But you are fortunate enough, I was taught to respect old people. Happy Birthday

I was thinking to make fun of you today. But you are fortunate enough, I was taught to respect old people. Happy Birthday

Happy birthday to you! I can’t believe that you are already around for more than 7 decades. That’s so awesome!

Happy birthday to you! I can’t believe that you are already around for more than 7 decades. That’s so awesome!

Some important advice for your special day, smile while you still have some teeth left! Happy Birthday

Some important advice for your special day, smile while you still have some teeth left! Happy Birthday