Happy Birthday, old man! It is okay to sleep for 16 hours.

You should not worry about your growing age. At least your dumb shit is getting slower. Happy Birthday

I will always remember the wonderful stories and the funny jokes that you have told me.

I would say old age is just a number. But in your case, old sport, the number is quite large. Happy Birthday Old man

You were born long ago! Do you belong to the middle ages? Because it has officially crossed your middle age! Happy Birthday

The joy of celebrating a birthday when you’re old is that you have so many loved ones around you always. Happy birthday

You are at an age where you officially can longer give a shit. Just be happy when you take a good shit. Happy Birthday, old man

Congratulations on adding taste to our life. Happy Birthday

It is time you should stop acting your age! Happy Birthday

Enjoy while you have the energy to go to the washroom yourself! But look on the good side; you won’t have lots of trouble.

Now that we are both older, you are the best company that I can ever ask for. Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday, pal. Hopefully, this birthday will bring joy and color to your life.

I was thinking to make fun of you today. But you are fortunate enough, I was taught to respect old people. Happy Birthday

Happy birthday to you! I can’t believe that you are already around for more than 7 decades. That’s so awesome!

Some important advice for your special day, smile while you still have some teeth left! Happy Birthday

They say that the years come with plenty of wisdom, but nana keeps saying that you’re just a boy who has grown old, but never grew up.

Happy birthday old man! May your knees stop hurting, your back and neck stop cracking, and you finally stopping your yakking and visiting the doctor for some actual help!

Happy birthday and may God bless you with much much more!

Every year that I spend with you I have always learned something new. Stay healthy and youthful!