How do you know it's time to retire? It's when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Retirement messages

How do you know it's time to retire? It's when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

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What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Retired!

What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Retired!

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.

Congratulations on your well-deserved 7-day weekend!

Congratulations on your well-deserved 7-day weekend!

Retirement is the start of a new story. Make it a good one!

Retirement is the start of a new story. Make it a good one!

Age is just a number, but retirement is one of the greatest gifts to mankind.

Age is just a number, but retirement is one of the greatest gifts to mankind.

When is a retiree’s bedtime? About 30 minutes after they fall asleep on the couch!

When is a retiree’s bedtime? About 30 minutes after they fall asleep on the couch!

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