Retirement is the start of a new story. Make it a good one!

Retirement is the start of a new story. Make it a good one!

Retirement messages

It’s hard to beat a person who never gives up.

It’s hard to beat a person who never gives up.

The speed of the boss is the speed of the team.

The speed of the boss is the speed of the team.

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships.

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships.

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes a whole orchestra to play it.

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes a whole orchestra to play it.

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself.

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself.

What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Retired!

What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Retired!

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.

Congratulations on your well-deserved 7-day weekend!

Congratulations on your well-deserved 7-day weekend!

How do you know it's time to retire? It's when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

How do you know it's time to retire? It's when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Age is just a number, but retirement is one of the greatest gifts to mankind.

Age is just a number, but retirement is one of the greatest gifts to mankind.

When is a retiree’s bedtime? About 30 minutes after they fall asleep on the couch!

When is a retiree’s bedtime? About 30 minutes after they fall asleep on the couch!

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Thank you for being a tireless professional, a helpful coworker, and a good friend. Now go and relax!

Thank you for being a tireless professional, a helpful coworker, and a good friend. Now go and relax!

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

There are all sorts of things that you will have to learn how to do off the clock now, like making coffee.

There are all sorts of things that you will have to learn how to do off the clock now, like making coffee.

Hobbies are important when you retire. ‘Wine‘ doesn’t count.

Hobbies are important when you retire. ‘Wine‘ doesn’t count.

Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.

Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.

Enjoy your newfound freedom and make the most of it. Happy retirement.

Enjoy your newfound freedom and make the most of it. Happy retirement.