Hobbies are important when you retire. ‘Wine‘ doesn’t count.

Congratulations on your well-deserved 7-day weekend!

How do you know it's time to retire? It's when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Retirement is the start of a new story. Make it a good one!

Age is just a number, but retirement is one of the greatest gifts to mankind.

When is a retiree’s bedtime? About 30 minutes after they fall asleep on the couch!

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Thank you for being a tireless professional, a helpful coworker, and a good friend. Now go and relax!

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

There are all sorts of things that you will have to learn how to do off the clock now, like making coffee.

Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.

Enjoy your newfound freedom and make the most of it. Happy retirement.

You have to put off being young until you can retire.

Cheers to your second act! May it be even more fantastic than the first.

Stay young at heart, kind in spirit, and enjoy retirement living.

It’s funny how young pensioners seem when you become one. Enjoy your new future.

Don't act your age in retirement. Act like the inner young person you have always been.

My father calls acting 'a state of permanent retirement with short spurts of work.

May the retired life bring you all the relaxation and joy you can handle. Congratulations on your achievement!