You have to put off being young until you can retire.

You have to put off being young until you can retire.

Retirement messages

Age is just a number, but retirement is one of the greatest gifts to mankind.

Age is just a number, but retirement is one of the greatest gifts to mankind.

When is a retiree’s bedtime? About 30 minutes after they fall asleep on the couch!

When is a retiree’s bedtime? About 30 minutes after they fall asleep on the couch!

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Thank you for being a tireless professional, a helpful coworker, and a good friend. Now go and relax!

Thank you for being a tireless professional, a helpful coworker, and a good friend. Now go and relax!

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

There are all sorts of things that you will have to learn how to do off the clock now, like making coffee.

There are all sorts of things that you will have to learn how to do off the clock now, like making coffee.

Hobbies are important when you retire. ‘Wine‘ doesn’t count.

Hobbies are important when you retire. ‘Wine‘ doesn’t count.

Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.

Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.

Enjoy your newfound freedom and make the most of it. Happy retirement.

Enjoy your newfound freedom and make the most of it. Happy retirement.

Cheers to your second act! May it be even more fantastic than the first.

Cheers to your second act! May it be even more fantastic than the first.

Stay young at heart, kind in spirit, and enjoy retirement living.

Stay young at heart, kind in spirit, and enjoy retirement living.

It’s funny how young pensioners seem when you become one. Enjoy your new future.

It’s funny how young pensioners seem when you become one. Enjoy your new future.

Don't act your age in retirement. Act like the inner young person you have always been.

Don't act your age in retirement. Act like the inner young person you have always been.

My father calls acting 'a state of permanent retirement with short spurts of work.

My father calls acting 'a state of permanent retirement with short spurts of work.

May the retired life bring you all the relaxation and joy you can handle. Congratulations on your achievement!

May the retired life bring you all the relaxation and joy you can handle. Congratulations on your achievement!

Nothing but the best—that’s what you always gave. And that’s what you’re wished as you retire.

Nothing but the best—that’s what you always gave. And that’s what you’re wished as you retire.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

This is your chance to enjoy life after work! Best wishes for a wonderful and long retirement!

This is your chance to enjoy life after work! Best wishes for a wonderful and long retirement!