I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

Retirement messages

Cheers to your second act! May it be even more fantastic than the first.

Cheers to your second act! May it be even more fantastic than the first.

Stay young at heart, kind in spirit, and enjoy retirement living.

Stay young at heart, kind in spirit, and enjoy retirement living.

It’s funny how young pensioners seem when you become one. Enjoy your new future.

It’s funny how young pensioners seem when you become one. Enjoy your new future.

Don't act your age in retirement. Act like the inner young person you have always been.

Don't act your age in retirement. Act like the inner young person you have always been.

My father calls acting 'a state of permanent retirement with short spurts of work.

My father calls acting 'a state of permanent retirement with short spurts of work.

May the retired life bring you all the relaxation and joy you can handle. Congratulations on your achievement!

May the retired life bring you all the relaxation and joy you can handle. Congratulations on your achievement!

Nothing but the best—that’s what you always gave. And that’s what you’re wished as you retire.

Nothing but the best—that’s what you always gave. And that’s what you’re wished as you retire.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

This is your chance to enjoy life after work! Best wishes for a wonderful and long retirement!

This is your chance to enjoy life after work! Best wishes for a wonderful and long retirement!

Congrats on retiring—now you can do all the things you never had time for! Enjoy it!

Congrats on retiring—now you can do all the things you never had time for! Enjoy it!

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, 'Hi, Honey, I'm home—forever.'

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, 'Hi, Honey, I'm home—forever.'

Thank you for being a mentor, friend, and one of the hardest workers I know. Enjoy retirement!

Thank you for being a mentor, friend, and one of the hardest workers I know. Enjoy retirement!

He who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement.

He who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement.

Who wouldn’t want the weekend life every day? You earned it! Happy retirement.

Who wouldn’t want the weekend life every day? You earned it! Happy retirement.

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

Retirement: a six-month holiday, twice a year. Enjoy!

Retirement: a six-month holiday, twice a year. Enjoy!

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Wishing you all the happiness and joy retirement can bring!

Wishing you all the happiness and joy retirement can bring!