Retirement: a six-month holiday, twice a year. Enjoy!

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

This is your chance to enjoy life after work! Best wishes for a wonderful and long retirement!

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

Congrats on retiring—now you can do all the things you never had time for! Enjoy it!

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, 'Hi, Honey, I'm home—forever.'

Thank you for being a mentor, friend, and one of the hardest workers I know. Enjoy retirement!

He who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement.

Who wouldn’t want the weekend life every day? You earned it! Happy retirement.

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Wishing you all the happiness and joy retirement can bring!

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.

Well, at least now you can say this is the last job you will ever start new! Happy retirement!

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

You’ve had such a long and successful career. Well done! Enjoy your retirement.

It’s time to enjoy your life. Happy Retirement!

Retirement: World's longest coffee break.

Happy Retirement! You’ll never have to ask for a day off ever again!