Happy Retirement! You’ll never have to ask for a day off ever again!

Retirement: a six-month holiday, twice a year. Enjoy!

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Wishing you all the happiness and joy retirement can bring!

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.

Well, at least now you can say this is the last job you will ever start new! Happy retirement!

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

You’ve had such a long and successful career. Well done! Enjoy your retirement.

It’s time to enjoy your life. Happy Retirement!

Retirement: World's longest coffee break.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

You’ve been promoted to the retirement stage of your life! Congrats!

The best part about being retired is never having to request time off.

Say goodbye to tension and hello to your pension.

The fun finally begins! Congratulations on your retirement.

Retirement: No job, no stress, no pay!

Have a restful but fun and active retirement!

Retirement, a time to enjoy all the things you never had time to do when you worked.

Best wishes as you retire. Congratulations on the next phase of your life.