Retirement: No job, no stress, no pay!

You’ve had such a long and successful career. Well done! Enjoy your retirement.

It’s time to enjoy your life. Happy Retirement!

Retirement: World's longest coffee break.

Happy Retirement! You’ll never have to ask for a day off ever again!

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

You’ve been promoted to the retirement stage of your life! Congrats!

The best part about being retired is never having to request time off.

Say goodbye to tension and hello to your pension.

The fun finally begins! Congratulations on your retirement.

Have a restful but fun and active retirement!

Retirement, a time to enjoy all the things you never had time to do when you worked.

Best wishes as you retire. Congratulations on the next phase of your life.

I hope that your retired life is the best part of your life.

Enjoy your days of sleeping late and doing nothing! All the best on your retirement.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day and another, in case it does not rain.

Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, It’s about learning to dance in the rain.

I LOVE RAIN!! The dark sky, thunder, and the smell! RAINY DAYS make me HAPPY!!!

Everybody wants happiness, and nobody wants pain, but you can’t have a rainbow without a little rain.