I do like escapism. I like going to the movies on a Friday night and seeing something fun.

Why is Monday so far away from Friday and Friday so bloody close to Monday?

Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy.

This Friday, finish your work and be done. Look forward to the weekend and have some fun!

Mondays are a good day to make statements, not Friday.

I don’t care if Monday’s blue, Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too. Thursday I don’t care about you. It’s Friday I’m in love.

If you’ve got some news that you don’t want to get noticed, put it out Friday afternoon.

It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?

Each of us is more than the worst thing we’ve ever done.

Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.

We don’t laugh because we’re happy – we’re happy because we laugh.

You know you’re doing what you love when Sunday nights feel the same as Friday nights.

You make a life out of what you have, not what you’re missing.

Change your way of thinking. Use your energy to accomplish more productive things. The choice is yours and it can be made today!

Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don’t have.

Music always sounds better on Friday.

If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.

Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.