Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.

If you’ve got some news that you don’t want to get noticed, put it out Friday afternoon.

It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?

Each of us is more than the worst thing we’ve ever done.

Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.

I do like escapism. I like going to the movies on a Friday night and seeing something fun.

We don’t laugh because we’re happy – we’re happy because we laugh.

You know you’re doing what you love when Sunday nights feel the same as Friday nights.

You make a life out of what you have, not what you’re missing.

Change your way of thinking. Use your energy to accomplish more productive things. The choice is yours and it can be made today!

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don’t have.

Music always sounds better on Friday.

If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.

Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.

Friday is about hanging out with friends, having fun.

Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.

Friday is my second favorite F word. Food is my first

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.