Crazy plant lady is the new crazy cat lady.

Not all trees give fruit, but all trees give shadow.

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines.

When trees burn, they leave the smell of heartbreak in the air.

Even if you think the Big Bang created the stars, don’t you wonder who sent the flowers?

Trees’re always a relief, after people.

Dear succulents, I promise I’ll never desert you.

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things.

Wherever life plants you bloom with grace.

If I were a tree, I would have no reason to love a human.

The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.

Desert plants can bring spring into your life.

A plant thorn might poke your finger but it will never poke your heart.

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Become a plant parent and you will never be disappointed with your kids.

Emancipation from the bondage of the soil is no freedom for the tree.

The best family you can have will have a partner, a kitten, and tons of plants.

Adopt a plant and years later, the same plant after becoming a tree will adopt you

If you don’t like how things are, change it! You’re not a tree.