The love of gardening is a seed once sown that never dies.

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.

Gardening requires lots of water — most of it in the form of perspiration.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

In gardens, beauty is a by-product. The main business is sex and death.

Flowers always make people better, happier, and more helpful; they are sunshine, food, and medicine for the soul.

If you are not killing plants, you are not really stretching yourself as a gardener.

No occupation is so delightful to me as the culture of the earth, and no culture comparable to that of the garden.

In the garden, beauty is a byproduct. The main business is sex and death.

Weeds are nature’s graffiti.

Don't wear perfume in the garden unless you want to be pollinated by bees.

An addiction to gardening is not all bad when you consider all the other choices in life.

Gardening is a way of showing that you believe in tomorrow.

The best fertilizer is the gardener's shadow.

In every gardener, there is a child who believes in the seed fairy.

The garden year has no beginning and no end.

Gardening is cheaper than therapy, and you get tomatoes.

To be a poker champion, you must have a strong bladder.

Show me a gambler and I’ll show you a loser.