An addiction to gardening is not all bad when you consider all the other choices in life.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

In gardens, beauty is a by-product. The main business is sex and death.

Flowers always make people better, happier, and more helpful; they are sunshine, food, and medicine for the soul.

If you are not killing plants, you are not really stretching yourself as a gardener.

No occupation is so delightful to me as the culture of the earth, and no culture comparable to that of the garden.

In the garden, beauty is a byproduct. The main business is sex and death.

Weeds are nature’s graffiti.

The love of gardening is a seed once sown that never dies.

Don't wear perfume in the garden unless you want to be pollinated by bees.

Gardening is a way of showing that you believe in tomorrow.

The best fertilizer is the gardener's shadow.

In every gardener, there is a child who believes in the seed fairy.

The garden year has no beginning and no end.

Gardening is cheaper than therapy, and you get tomatoes.

To be a poker champion, you must have a strong bladder.

Show me a gambler and I’ll show you a loser.

Gambling operates under the premise that greed can be satisfied by luck.

There are two great pleasures in gambling: that of winning and that of losing.