The garden year has no beginning and no end.

No occupation is so delightful to me as the culture of the earth, and no culture comparable to that of the garden.

In the garden, beauty is a byproduct. The main business is sex and death.

Weeds are nature’s graffiti.

The love of gardening is a seed once sown that never dies.

Don't wear perfume in the garden unless you want to be pollinated by bees.

An addiction to gardening is not all bad when you consider all the other choices in life.

Gardening is a way of showing that you believe in tomorrow.

The best fertilizer is the gardener's shadow.

In every gardener, there is a child who believes in the seed fairy.

Gardening is cheaper than therapy, and you get tomatoes.

To be a poker champion, you must have a strong bladder.

Show me a gambler and I’ll show you a loser.

Gambling operates under the premise that greed can be satisfied by luck.

There are two great pleasures in gambling: that of winning and that of losing.

I will never be in the stock market. It’s just gambling. I’m a gambler, but I’ll gamble on the practicality of things.

The best throw of the dice is to throw them away.

Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn’t play poker.

I’m not going to go back to gambling; I mean, it’s as simple as that.