Gambling operates under the premise that greed can be satisfied by luck.

Don't wear perfume in the garden unless you want to be pollinated by bees.

An addiction to gardening is not all bad when you consider all the other choices in life.

Gardening is a way of showing that you believe in tomorrow.

The best fertilizer is the gardener's shadow.

In every gardener, there is a child who believes in the seed fairy.

The garden year has no beginning and no end.

Gardening is cheaper than therapy, and you get tomatoes.

To be a poker champion, you must have a strong bladder.

Show me a gambler and I’ll show you a loser.

There are two great pleasures in gambling: that of winning and that of losing.

I will never be in the stock market. It’s just gambling. I’m a gambler, but I’ll gamble on the practicality of things.

The best throw of the dice is to throw them away.

Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn’t play poker.

I’m not going to go back to gambling; I mean, it’s as simple as that.

Gambling is a way of buying hope on credit.

Gambling is an act of faith of gamblers. Prophecy is an act of faith of the saints.

I like to play blackjack. I’m not addicted to gambling. I’m addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

You don't gamble to win. You gamble so you can gamble the next day.