I find I can make a very honest living cheating at cards.

Eat your betting money but don’t bet your eating money.

The gambling spirit is a disease that cannot be eradicated.

Life is a gamble, and I'm all about placing my bets.

The lot is cast into the lap, but the whole disposing thereof is of the LORD.

Nine gamblers could not feed a single rooster.

The world is a casino, and God plays dice.

The gambling interests like to point to the construction jobs, but those jobs go away.

Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labor shall increase.

I like blackjacks a little more than I should.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It’s usually three or more times.

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

I’m going to find moral redemption at the roulette table.

Oh, it’s not really gambling when you never lose.

Quit while you're ahead. All the best gamblers do.

Oh, I don’t lose. People who bet on me to lose-lose. And they lose big.

An Englishman never jokes about a wager, sir.