The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

The lot is cast into the lap, but the whole disposing thereof is of the LORD.

Nine gamblers could not feed a single rooster.

The world is a casino, and God plays dice.

The gambling interests like to point to the construction jobs, but those jobs go away.

Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labor shall increase.

I like blackjacks a little more than I should.

I find I can make a very honest living cheating at cards.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It’s usually three or more times.

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

I’m going to find moral redemption at the roulette table.

Oh, it’s not really gambling when you never lose.

Quit while you're ahead. All the best gamblers do.

Oh, I don’t lose. People who bet on me to lose-lose. And they lose big.

An Englishman never jokes about a wager, sir.

This was my first lesson about gambling: if you see somebody winning all the time, he isn’t gambling, he’s cheating.

If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.

Made a crazy risk. You gamble, and it’s – about to pay off.